Coyote Ugly

Man! This movie came out a long time ago! So long ago that the hip new imac was the best computer one could get for $1600. Also all the girls are wearing midriff baring backless shirts with leather pants. How 2000 of them!

Story! Blonde girl wants to leave her small jersey town to become a songwriter. She makes it to New York, lives in a shitty apartment, gets robbed, and can't find anyone to listen to her tapes. She hears she can make money as a "coyote" and decides "This is the job for me!" before knowing what it was. Turns out a coyote dances on bars promiscuously and serves drinks. Tyra Banks before she was old and crazy is a coyote. Our young songwriter is not good at this job at first. She sprays a fire marshall in the face with water and is utterly unsexy. Luckily, she gets into the groove and almost becomes a full fledged stripper. Then her Dad finds out and is SO ashamed of her. Then her BF comes to the club and gets into a fight. DRAMA! She's all like, I'm quitting, this job makes me have no dignity.

Great news though, she gets a gig (completely independent of the coyotes) singing her song and writes Dancing in the Moonlight for Leann /Rimes. Really, what I took out of this movie is, dancing on bars is slutty and it doesn't help you achieve your dreams of becoming a song writer. Do you think Steve was trying to send me a message with this Christmas gift?