January 16, 2018

Submission: Season 1


So Marissa and I got a free month of Showtime, which has been great for catching up on movies. On the television front, thoguh - apparently this is what I've been reduced to. Not catching up on Homeland or Billions or Shameless or anything, but this fucking interminable six-half-hour miniseries someone made as a response to Fifty Shades of Grey. It's BDSM-filled softcore porn. It's nothing more! But it's still better than Fifty Shades of Grey.

I started into this thinking, okay, neve even heard of this, this could be decent. But, nope! Exactly the production value and acting caliber you'd expect from softcore porn, but with a few chains and whips and nipple clamps. Oh and there's one character who's just into a poly relationship.

Good news is, 2018 can only get better from here!

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