This barely merits a write-up, but:
Legit thought this was a low budget kids' TV show when it started playing after Sesame Street on HBO. Nothing insightful to say here; dogshit is just kinda dogshit, you know? That said, astonished to find out Robert Rodriguez did this.
Oof. Kept it nice and short and still I don't feel like there's any punch to that. Meh. Flat movie makes for flat three-sentence review. But yeah, this was very bad. Looked cheap as hell - which, hey, 2005, but still. The acting was awful all around, too, and not because this was a cast of no-names. You see Sharkboy up there? Sharkboy is Taylor Lautner, just three years before breaking out in the Twilight movies. David Arquette also, uh, "stars." Nothing to see here. Let's all just move on.
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